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« Reply #1 on Oct 23, 2006, 4:03am » | |
Those are the best photos george. The kid in Caravan Of Courage looks like she's a 50 year old coke fiend who got facelifted 20 times in order to get the part.
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| | Re: Which Was Worse? - Part 4
« Reply #2 on Oct 23, 2006, 4:18am » | |
Isn't the "Chicks dig the car" line in Batman Forever?
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« Reply #3 on Oct 23, 2006, 4:23am » | |
I'll change it if it is wrong, but I thought it was from the beginning of Batman and Robin - Robin wasn't Robin at the start of 'forever'.
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« Reply #4 on Oct 23, 2006, 4:34am » | |
I don't think it's worth subjecting yourself to either of those movies again.
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« Reply #5 on Oct 23, 2006, 4:36am » | |
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Batman-and-Robin.html
All the online scripts seem to be the same, and slightly different from what i remember in the film - i don't remember robin calling himself nightwing. But it does have a 'chicks dig the gear' line.
If someone wants to admit to knowing the film well and tell us who is right, pipe up!
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« Reply #6 on Oct 23, 2006, 5:30am » | |
Quote:| Those are the best photos george. The kid in Caravan Of Courage looks like she's a 50 year old coke fiend who got facelifted 20 times in order to get the part. |
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Thanks. She reminds me of the old psychic hag from POLTERGEIST... only nubile.
Personally, I <3 the Ironside pic.
EDIT: I think Alex is right, btw.
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« Reply #7 on Oct 23, 2006, 5:39am » | |
Quote:[quote author=andrewclarke board=updates thread=1161592308 post=1161594218]
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Really? Bugger. I'll have to change it to one of the other thousand or so terrible lines in the movie.
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« Reply #8 on Oct 23, 2006, 5:42am » | |
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« Reply #9 on Oct 23, 2006, 6:11am » | |
When Poison Ivy first turns up at the fundraiser, backed by two bodyguards in monkey suits, Robin, having fallen immediately in love, says "gorilla my dreams".
Was that in the movie? Becuase that's a classic.
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« Reply #10 on Oct 23, 2006, 6:17am » | |
Nothing, and I mean not even "Manos - The Hands of Fate" is worse than "Troll 2". It defiles celluloid to such an extent, It's predecessor "Troll" becomes Oscar worthy. I'd sit through an all day marathon of Batman & Robin before watching 5 minutes of that film ever again.
Highlander 2 did more to destroy a franchise than "Batman and Robin" could ever hope. It also abused one of my personal favorite films, and yet somehow It's still better than "Batman & Robin".
Ewok's...well...I won't watch anything with Ewok's in it again thanks to RotJ, so can't really make that comparison.
Aliens - Reserection is bad, but no where in the same league as B&R
And "Catwoman"? I have a thing for S&M fetish wear and nice cleavage, so may be too biased to give an opinon.
B&R would have won, but you had to go ahead and say Troll 2.
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| | Re: Which Was Worse? - Part 4
« Reply #11 on Oct 23, 2006, 8:45am » | |
First of all as I have stated before, I tend to watch crappy movies just because of hot guys, and it was in Batman Forever when the "Chicks dig the car" line came out. It was when Robin (yes he tried to call himself Nightwing--Alfred named him Robin) was following Bruce around trying to figure out why he was so secretive. He gets into trouble, Batman saves him, and then the line....Yes, I'm embarrassed that I know that.
Second of all, Manos - The Hands of Fate was great because it was so awful (kinda like so ugly its cute)
Thirdly, I never saw any of the latter movies so instead of voting, I think we should talk about Andrew's Ewok teddy bear fetish.
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« Reply #12 on Oct 23, 2006, 9:01am » | |
I'm with Ta. You guys are swimming a sea of bad movies I have never exposed myself to. Go now. And beware the moon.
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| | Re: Which Was Worse? - Part 4
« Reply #13 on Oct 23, 2006, 9:02am » | |
Catwoman and Troll 2 are both worse than Batman & Robin. Alien : Resurrection is lame, but better. Highlander 2, tough call. Haven't seen the silly Ewok movie, because I'm not a six year old girl.
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« Reply #14 on Oct 23, 2006, 9:44am » | |
You know you've got shitty pickins when Alien Resurrection actually looks like quality next to the other films.
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| | Re: Which Was Worse? - Part 4
« Reply #15 on Oct 23, 2006, 10:59am » | |
Tough call for me. But I'm voting Catwoman on this.
Catwoman is the only one within the list (aside Troll 2, but I'll get to that) that to me has no redeeming qualities. When properly intoxicated, B&R has gadgets, blinking lights, and Arnold mashing lines.
Troll 2 has not a fucking troll in sight and I think that's hilarious and some kind of borderline genius in film making that rivals like never showing your monster or some shit. But only when I'm horribly sauced.
Alien:Resurrection is utter shit and proves why Whedon and all his Browncoat followers should be chemically sterilized just to be on the save side. However it does have Perlman (who survives the alien onslaught, whodathunkit?), Brad Dourif telling the hybrid its a beautiful butterfly, and y'know, fucking Aliens. Downside its got Weaver, Ryder, and a giant queen alien with a vagina. Oh and Whedon. But I can still watch it on DVD, as long as I skip to the passable parts.
Highlander 2: Land Higher, well I never was under the impression that A) Highlander was to be taken very seriously, B) Christopher Lambert was to be taken very seriously, C) the whole idea of it seemed kinda gay at the time. I'd much prefer if this challenge had Highlander: End Game instead of 2, since that one's more of a definite choice for me. 2 just had Lambert swinging a sword and redubbing his entire dialogue in the studio for some reason. Dudes with swords, that I can easily watch drunk, or hella bored.
Caravan of Courage: an Ewok's tale is something I saw long ago back when my fragile young mind was still very much a receptive sponge, thirsty for watery knowledge to absorb. Caravan was like bacon grease to my sponge. I remember watching it after seeing return of the Jedi on tape for like the 'nth' time and going "where are the spaceships and lightsabres?" I remember just enough of it to know I wasn't impressed, but then again, I probably would have liked it better had I been interested in like barbies and shit and not the fact that it came from a galaxy far far away where people had swords that could cut through metal like whoa.
But Catwoman... there's no state of being for me aside dead and possibly catatonic (pun'd) that I can forsee me being in before watching Catwoman again. It was by far one of the most pointless comic book movies made, rivaling Elektra. AND it was pretty much "Hey, Halle Berry's in X-Men, that'll get us some votes!" Sorry guys, nobody liked her in X-Men either. We all signed a petition to get her OUT of X-Men 3.
My vote's squarely on Catwoman, but it only outclawed its way past Troll 2, and Alien:Resurrection.
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« Reply #16 on Oct 23, 2006, 11:21am » | |
Is batman worse than the other films though?
And I have to agree - that pic of troll 2 is enough to make me want t watch it.
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« Reply #17 on Oct 23, 2006, 11:24am » | |
Trust me, you don't want to watch it. It's an inexcusably terrible movie, and by far worse than any of the previous films mentioned in this column.
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« Reply #18 on Oct 23, 2006, 12:09pm » | |
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Alien:Resurrection is utter shit and proves why Whedon and all his Browncoat followers should be chemically sterilized just to be on the save side. However it does have Perlman (who survives the alien onslaught, whodathunkit?), Brad Dourif telling the hybrid its a beautiful butterfly, and y'know, fucking Aliens. Downside its got Weaver, Ryder, and a giant queen alien with a vagina. Oh and Whedon. But I can still watch it on DVD, as long as I skip to the passable parts.
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Actually, I think Weaver's one of the only positives in that film. She and Perlman seem to be the only people to understand how ridiculous it is, and act accordingly.
Oh, and to answer Andrew: B&R's better than Catwoman, and the godforsaken Ewok movie. It's worse than Alien Resurrection. I have no intention on watching Troll 2 to make that comparison.
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| | Re: Which Was Worse? - Part 4
« Reply #19 on Oct 23, 2006, 12:30pm » | |
I'd go with Batman and Robin, but Brad tells me TROLL 2 is really, really awful. But as I've not seen it, I have to go with GAYMAN AND ROBGAY.
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« Reply #20 on Oct 23, 2006, 12:31pm » | |
Queerophobe.
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« Reply #21 on Oct 23, 2006, 6:29pm » | |
I vote for Batman and Robin. Catwoman is worse, but I don't think Catwoman should even count as a movie. Never seen Troll 2 or Alien: Resurrection.
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« Reply #22 on Oct 23, 2006, 7:29pm » | |
Is it just me, or does the Ewok in that photo have the same freaky werewolf eyes Michael Jackson shows off at the end of Thriller?
I really can't decide which is worse: Highlander 2 or Batman and Robin. Alien: Ressurection doesn't quite reach the level of holy fucking shit than either of those movies, and I'm fortunate enough not to have seen any of the others.
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« Reply #23 on Oct 24, 2006, 12:33am » | |
The Ewok costumes in those spinoff movies were somehow crappier than the ones in ROTJ. Was there something wrong with using the old costumes again? Was Wilford Brimley's salary REALLY that high? Come on, that film was pre-COCOON.
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« Reply #24 on Oct 24, 2006, 3:10am » | |
I had no idea people hated Catwoman so much.
What if it was a straight fight between Batman and Catwoman?
Its 3-2 to batman that fight at the moment.
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« Reply #25 on Oct 24, 2006, 3:23am » | |
B&R, for sure. It's the piece of shit product of a single screenwriter! With CATWOMAN, you could at least blame it on too many writers (who apparently fucked up John Rogers' somewhat decent early draft).
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« Reply #26 on Oct 24, 2006, 1:08pm » | |
Batman says "Chicks dig the car" in Batman Forever.
ROBIN says "Chicks dig the car" at the beginning of Batman & Robin. Then Batman gives the Superman line.
It's in both.
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« Reply #27 on Oct 24, 2006, 1:22pm » | |
Dammit, and I removed it from the article and everything!
I'm waiting for a few more votes on the batman vs catwoman fight so we can move on to the semis and maybe get this shit-movie fiesta done by the end of the week. Then we can move on and maybe even discuss some actually good movies. A terrifying prospect!
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« Reply #28 on Oct 25, 2006, 3:41am » | |
Adding up all the various little battles in this (slightly messy, sorry!) round and batman is winning 9-7. I couldn't tell which way Idiot Brigade was leaning on some of the choices.
Polls stay open til tomorrow!
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« Reply #29 on Oct 25, 2006, 8:14am » | |
They both suck! Can I vote for both?
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